I didn't sleep very good last night

I didn't sleep very good last night. So this morning I put Monster energy drinks in my coffee... I was half way to work when I realized I forgot my car.

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I didn't sleep very good last night...

I didn't sleep very good last night...

So I put some Monster Energy drink in my coffee this morning. I got halfway to work before before I realised I forgot my car.

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This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water.

This morning I made my coffee with an energy drink instead of water.

Fifteen minutes on the highway later I realized I forgot my car in the garage.

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This morning I mixed Red Bull with my coffee.

This morning I mixed Red Bull with my coffee.

This morning I mixed Red Bull with my coffee. I was more than half way to work before I realized that I forgot my car.

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What do you call a monster that eats memories.

What do you call a monster that eats memories.

I forgot

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I didn't sleep so well last night...

I didn't sleep so well last night...

So this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water.

I made it halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.

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Drink coffee!

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

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