Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?

Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?!

Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems.

Awesome Comeback.

Teacher: Where the hell is your math homework?!Me: it committed suicide, had too many problems.

Teacher: Since you were talking can you solve this problem?

Me: The problem is you and the answer/solution is for you to stay out of my busines.

Teacher : Where is your math homework?

Me: It commited suicide, it had too many problems.

Why did math commit suicide?.

Because it had too many problems

Why are math teachers so unhappy?.

Because they have a lot of problems.

Jeffery Epstein committed suicide on suicide watch.

Everyone was surprised!

Teacher-Did u finish your homework assignment?

Student- Did u grade my math test all of us took yesterday?

Teacher- Well I have other students test to grade and.....

Student-Shit happens