There was a cat with 16 lives

There was a cat with 16 lives.

A 4x4 (jeep) ran it over,

And the cat died.

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How do you kill a cat with 16 lives?.

How do you kill a cat with 16 lives?.

You run it over with a 4x4.Bonus joke.How do you kill a cat with 8 lives at home depot?You hit it with a 2x4

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I just gave my cat some 7UP.

I just gave my cat some 7UP.

Now he's got 16 lives.

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Epitaph for a house cat: "She died as she lived...".

Epitaph for a house cat: "She died as she lived...".

"...chewing on power cords."

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A cat died and went to Heaven.

A cat died and went to Heaven.

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.”The cat thought for a moment and then said, “All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard, wooden floors… I would like a... read more

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There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.

There was a bad accident at the Air Force base.

A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

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Cat Heaven.

Cat Heaven.

One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make your stay in heaven more comfortable, please let me know." The cat thinks for a moment and says, "Lord, all ... read more

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