I told my girlfriend that my mom is old so she needs to speak slowly and loud

I told my girlfriend that my mom is old so she needs to speak slowly and loud. Then I told my mom my girlfriend is retarded. They have no idea!

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I told my girlfriend that mom is deaf, so be sure to speak loud and slow….

I told my girlfriend that mom is deaf, so be sure to speak loud and slow….

Told mom that my girlfriend is retarded…

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I'm introducing my girlfriend to my parents for the first time tonight.

I'm introducing my girlfriend to my parents for the first time tonight.

I told my girlfriend my parents were partially deaf, so she has to speak loud and slow. I told my parents my girlfriend is retarded.....this should be an interesting night.

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I said to my girlfriend.....

I said to my girlfriend.....

I said to my girlfriend, "Now remember, my mother is very old, so speak nice and slow and very loud."

Then I said to my perfectly capable mother, "By the way, my girlfriend is slightly retarded."

What fun that was...

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I told my girlfriend my mother is deaf...

I told my girlfriend my mother is deaf...

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.I told my mom that my new girlfriend is disabled.And now we wait.

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Bringing her home to meet mother.

Bringing her home to meet mother.

I told my new girlfriend that my mother was very hard of hearing and that she should speak loud and slow. I told my mother that my girlfriend was mentally challenged and to please be polite.

I'm looking forward to Christmas dinner.

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Management told me in a meeting today that my language is too "insensitive".

Management told me in a meeting today that my language is too "insensitive".

How retarded is that?

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