If this gets 999 kickasses, I will jerk off in class.
Jerk: You'll nver get a gf
Me: at leats i won't get a bf
Class: OHHHHHH!!!!
If I get 100 kickass votes my girlfriend will take my condom off.
Jerk: You suck!
Me: You swallow!
Jerk: You spit!
Me: You choke!
Jerk: You hire!
Me: Atleast I don't blow!
Class: OOOHHH!!!
What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald?.
One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack .
My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class.
That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)
I asked a German girl for her number today. Apparently it is 999-999-9999.
Weird right?
