If this gets 999 kickasses, I will jerk off in class

If this gets 999 kickasses, I will jerk off in class.

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Jerk: You'll nver get a gf

Jerk: You'll nver get a gf

Me: at leats i won't get a bf

Class: OHHHHHH!!!!

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If I get 100 kickass votes my girlfriend will take my condom off.

If I get 100 kickass votes my girlfriend will take my condom off.

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Jerk: You suck!

Jerk: You suck!

Me: You swallow!

Jerk: You spit!

Me: You choke!

Jerk: You hire!

Me: Atleast I don't blow!

Class: OOOHHH!!!

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What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald?.

What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald?.

One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack .

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My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class.

My son got kicked out of school for letting a girl jerk him off in class.

That's three schools now. Maybe teaching isn't for him. (Joke by Jimmy Carr)

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I asked a German girl for her number today. Apparently it is 999-999-9999.

I asked a German girl for her number today. Apparently it is 999-999-9999.

Weird right?

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