A pregnant woman got shot 3 times and recovered, but the bullets were never found

A pregnant woman got shot 3 times and recovered, but the bullets were never found. Later she had triplets, two girls and one boy.

Many years later, the first girl came up to her mom and told about how she peed out a bullet.

The next day the second came up and the mother said, "Lemme guess, you peed out a bullet too." She was right.

The next day her young boy came up to his mom and says, "Mom, I'm so ashamed of what just happened" The mother replied, "Aw, honey, it's alright, your sisters peed out a bullet too, it's nothing to be ashamed of."

"No, that's not it" he said. "I was rubbing myself, and I think I shot the dog"

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A woman pregnant with triplets gets shot.

A woman pregnant with triplets gets shot.

with three bullets to her womb. Miraculously she and all her children survived. However, a bullet had embedded in each of the three children. The doctor decided it would be best to leave the bullets. A few months later she gives birth to two beautiful daughters and a son, with no health complication.

~~~13 years later ~~~

The mother had decided that it would be best for the children if she never told them about the shooting. One day when one of her daughters was using the washroom she peed out the bullet. She freaked out and ran to her mother, "Mom, mom I was just using the washroom and I peed out a bullet, what is going on?!" And the mom decided it was time to come clean. "I was shot 13 years ago, and a bullet has embedded in you and your brother and sister..." A few days later her other daughter comes running "Mom, mom I was just using the washroom and I peed out a bullet, what is going on?!" and the mother responded "I was shot 13 years ago, and a bullet has embedded in you and your brother and sister..." A few days, not to the mothers surprise her son came running "Mom, mom..." "Wait, let me guess , interrupted the mother, you were using the washroom and you peed out a bullet?" "No, I was jerking off and I shot the dog!"

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A woman was shot 3 times while pregnent with triplets.

A woman was shot 3 times while pregnent with triplets.

She and her babies survived. 14 years later, her daughter comes to her and says "mom I peed out a bullet." The mother was shocked to hear such a thing. A few hours later, her other daughter comes to her and says she also peed out a bullet. Sure enough there was another bullet in the toilet.

Her son then comes to her the next day, frantically saying "Mom! Guess what!"

"You peed out a bullet, didn't you?"

"No, I was jacking off and shot the dog!"

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A woman is pregnant with triplets and is shot in the stomach 3 times...

A woman is pregnant with triplets and is shot in the stomach 3 times...

The babies seem unharmed and she gives birth a few weeks later, 2 girls and a boy.

8 years later one of the girls comes to her crying and says she just peed out a bullet, so her mother explains what happened.

A year after that the second daughter comes to her crying, the mom asks why and she has also peed out a bullet, the mom explains what happened.

5 years later the boy comes to her crying and the mother asks "let me guess, you peed out a bullet?" To which the son responds "No, I was jacking off and shot the dog"

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A woman pregnant with triplets was shot in the belly three times.

A woman pregnant with triplets was shot in the belly three times.

month later to two healthy girls and one healthy boy.

Eighteen years later one of the girls ran up to their mother in tears, “mom! I was having a tinkle and a bullet came out of me!” Mom calmed the daughter down and explained what happened before she was born. The next day the second of the two girls ran to her mother crying, “Mom! I went to have a tinkle and this bullet came out of me!” Again, the mother calmed her daughter down and explained what happened to her before she was born.

The next day the son ran to his mother in a panic, “Mom! MOM!!!” Mother replies, “let me guess, you went to tinkle and a bullet came out?” Son replies, “No! I was jerking off and I shot the dog!!!!”

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A woman got shot by 7 bullets in war.

A woman got shot by 7 bullets in war.

the laundry and her daughter comes to her

Daughter : -Mom!Mom!

Mom : -What?

Daughter : -I was peeing and a bullet came out

Mom : -Oh,don't worry about that,you will be fine

Then after some time the son comes too

Son : -Mom!Mom!

Mom : -What?You were peeing and a bullet came out?

Son : -No,I was masturbating and shot grandpa!

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A pregnant woman was shot during a bank robbery...

A pregnant woman was shot during a bank robbery...

br>18 years later, the mother was sitting in her front room when her son bursts into the room, panicked,

"Mom, mom! You won't believe what just happened, I was peeing and a bullet came out of me and into the toilet." She laughed and told her son the story of when she was shot while pregnant.

A couple of months later, her other son burst into the room, panicked, telling her that he had peed out a bullet. She told him the story and they all had a good laugh about it.

About a week later, her third son came into the room she was sitting in, looking pale and very disturbed. "Let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out of you?" She said, slightly amused.

"No, I was jerking off in my room and I shot the dog."

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