A pregnant woman was shot during a bank robbery...
br>18 years later, the mother was sitting in her front room when her son bursts into the room, panicked,
"Mom, mom! You won't believe what just happened, I was peeing and a bullet came out of me and into the toilet." She laughed and told her son the story of when she was shot while pregnant.
A couple of months later, her other son burst into the room, panicked, telling her that he had peed out a bullet. She told him the story and they all had a good laugh about it.
About a week later, her third son came into the room she was sitting in, looking pale and very disturbed. "Let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out of you?" She said, slightly amused.
"No, I was jerking off in my room and I shot the dog." Read More