Girl on Facebook:OH MY GOD i just found out my grandad built the titanic !

Girl on Facebook:OH MY GOD i just found out my grandad built the titanic !!

Me:Well he didn't do a very good job did he ?

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Damned if you do.

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Grandad: My sister drowned in a pond. Dreadfully sad...

Me: Oh my God, that's terrible!

Grandad: Not really. If she'd floated, we would have had to burn her!

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The Titanic.

The Titanic.

The Titanic was God's way of talking to us.

Pity, it was such a bad ice-breaker.

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As my old Grandad was so fond of saying , "When you're in a hole stop digging".

As my old Grandad was so fond of saying , "When you're in a hole stop digging".

It cost him his job in the graveyard , though.

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Just found out my grandad left me a stately home in his will.

Just found out my grandad left me a stately home in his will.

I just don’t know where sod hall is...

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My Grandma and Grandad beat the Coronavirus....

My Grandma and Grandad beat the Coronavirus....

My grandma died last year in January and my grandad died 4 years ago.

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Kid 1: "My grandad can play the piano with his feet".

Kid 1: "My grandad can play the piano with his feet".

Kid 2: "That's nothing; MY grandad fiddles with his dick"

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