Hippie friend: What is the meaning of life

Hippie friend: What is the meaning of life.

Stupid friend: My dick!!!:-)

Smart friend: Your right, life is short.

:-O

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:-O

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Jesus and a Hippie (one of the Best ewer).

Jesus and a Hippie (one of the Best ewer).

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