Hippie friend: What is the meaning of life

Hippie friend: What is the meaning of life.

Stupid friend: My dick!!!:-)

Smart friend: Your right, life is short.

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Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy.

Jesus and a Hippie (one of the Best ewer).

ow.

Hippie: yeah man, it's super good stuff!

... and they smoke it up!

Minutes later...

Jesus: my friend do you know who I am?

Hippie: no my friend I don't

Jesus: I am Jesus Christ!

Hippie: I TOLD YOU, it's good stuff!

What does an unvaccinated kid tell his friends to justify his choice?.

Life is too short.

So my Friend Told me That Life is Too Short.

Apparently responding with 'So Life is an angry midget' was uncalled for.

I got kicked in the shins.

By a midget.

Life sucks.

two in one

kid: what's the wifi password friend: my dick

kid: the wifi says its to short

kid:what's life bully: my dick

class: (starts laughing)

kid: no wonder life's so short

class: (silence)

I asked my friend if he knew why Life was short.

He said "Probably genetics; both of his parents are dwarfs."