My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing?

My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.

My wife just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what I was doing.

Apparently "heating your dinner" is NOT the right answer.

My Wife caught me blow drying my shaft.

And Asked me what was i doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer

Dinner time.

My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis and asked what i was doing. Apparently heating your dinner was not the right answer

My girlfriend asked me why I was blow-drying my crotch...

Apparently "heating your dinner" was not the response she was looking for.

Air is quite a poor conductor of heat...

But nothing is a really poor conductor of heat.

Did you hear Mary Poppins has stopped wearing lipstick while giving a blow job?.

Apparently."The super colour lipstick makes the dicks go all atrocious"