Mom: "Eat your vegetables"

Mom: "Eat your vegetables." Kid: "I hate vegetables!" Mom: "But they like you." Kid: "That's because I don't eat them!"

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Why won't cannibalistic children eat homosexuals and cripples?.

Because kids don't like to eat fruits and vegetables.

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The son told his mom: "I don't want to go to school today. The kids tease me, the teachers hate me."

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A 7 y/o asks his mom at the dinner table...

A 7 y/o asks his mom at the dinner table...

"Mom?"

"Yes, honey?"

"I can be whatever I want to be right?"

"Yes, dear."

"Then can I be a carnivore?"

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