Mom: "Eat your vegetables"

Mom: "Eat your vegetables." Kid: "I hate vegetables!" Mom: "But they like you." Kid: "That's because I don't eat them!"

Kid: “I hate daddy’s guts!”.

Mom: “then eat around them.”

Why won't cannibalistic children eat homosexuals and cripples?.

Because kids don't like to eat fruits and vegetables.

My parents told me "you are what you eat".

And thats why I don't eat vegetables.

Two cannibals are sitting around a campfire.

One says to the other, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other says, "Then just eat the vegetables."

The son told his mom: "I don't want to go to school today. The kids tease me, the teachers hate me.".

"But Michael, you must be in school. You're the principal!"

A 7 y/o asks his mom at the dinner table...

"Mom?"

"Yes, honey?"

"I can be whatever I want to be right?"

"Yes, dear."

"Then can I be a carnivore?"

"...Eat your vegetables."