Mom: "Eat your vegetables"
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A 7 y/o asks his mom at the dinner table...
A 7 y/o asks his mom at the dinner table...
"Mom?"
"Yes, honey?"
"I can be whatever I want to be right?"
"Yes, dear."
"Then can I be a carnivore?"
"...Eat your vegetables."
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