Teacher: where is your homework?

Teacher: where is your homework?

Kid: at home.

Teacher: why is it at home?

Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason.

Teacher: are you being smart with me!

Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.

Teacher:...

Funny Comeback.

Teacher: where is your homework? Kid: at home. Teacher: why is it at home? Kid: it's called HOME work for a reason. Teacher: are you being smart with me! Kid: this IS school isn't it? Aren't you supposed to be smart.

Teacher: Did you finish you homework?

Kid: Did you finish grading my test?

Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade

Kid: I have other teachers homework to do

teacher: kid do you have your homework

kid: don't have the homework

teacher: tell the class why

kid:theres something called having a life i don't think you'd understand b*tch

Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?

Kids: Meat!

Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?

Kids: Bacon!

Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?

Kid: homework!!!

Teachers: Where's your homework

Student: At home having more fun than me

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework? A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.