When girls be like, "SUCK MY DICK!"

When girls be like, "SUCK MY DICK!" Everybody laughs, but when boys yell, "EAT MY PUSSY!" Shit gets awkward.

It's kind of awkward to see Reddit comments call chokers a "blackbelt in sucking dick" when a bunch of your daughter's middle school friends wear them.

I mean, c'mon: my daughter's friends are terrible at sucking dick!

Kickass if you want to lick pussy and lame for sucking dick...i'm just checking how many gay are reading this

Mean Kid: Suck my dick!

Nerd: Do you have one?

(Class: OOOOOOH!!!)

Mean Kid: Duh, I'm a boy!

Nerd: Are you sure, because it looks more like

a pussy than an dick...

Awkward moment when the girl i wanted to bone for the longest time ends up running into me and telling me she wants to suck my dick. I just pulled down my pants and said "I know it's not much but it's all I've got"

In and Out.

Long and short.

Big and small.

Hard and soft.

Suck and blow.

Spit and swallow.

Love and hate.

Boy and girls

Dicks and pussies.

Hope you like Dirty opposites. :D btw This has happened.

What do you get when you cross pussy-willows with dick-weed?.

Kumquats.