Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
A conversation between a teacher and a student...
Teacher: Why are you late?Student: There was a man who lost a $100 bill.Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?Student: No, I was standing on it.
A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography.
Teacher: "what state do you live in?"Student: "denial."
A teacher is teaching english to foreign exchange students.
anguage "Teacher, he is from Spain."
Teacher is teaching kids
Teacher: what does the chicken give you?
Teacher: what does the pig give you?
Teacher: what does the fat cow give you?
Teacher: "What's the most important thing to learn in a chemistry lesson?".
Student:**"Don't lick the spoon."**
Student (to teacher): What you teach is all useless junk.
Teacher: Please don't deprecate yourself thus.