Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson?

Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

A conversation between a teacher and a student...

Teacher: Why are you late?Student: There was a man who lost a $100 bill.Teacher: That’s nice. Were you helping him look for it?Student: No, I was standing on it.

A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography.

Teacher: "what state do you live in?"Student: "denial."

A teacher is teaching english to foreign exchange students.

anguage "Teacher, he is from Spain."

Fat cow.

Teacher is teaching kids

Teacher: what does the chicken give you?

Student: meat!

Teacher: what does the pig give you?

Student: bacon!

Teacher: what does the fat cow give you?

Student: HOMEWORK!!

Teacher: "What's the most important thing to learn in a chemistry lesson?".

Student:**"Don't lick the spoon."**

Student (to teacher): What you teach is all useless junk.

Teacher: Please don't deprecate yourself thus.