Best way to answer phone:

Best way to answer phone:

Mario's pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce.

Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce.

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Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Welcome to Tony's Abortion Clinic and Pizzeria.

Where yesterday's loss is todays sauce

Y'all have heard of Joe's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Now get ready for Joe's Thanksgiving And Abortion Store"Where Yesterdays Baby is Today's Gravy!"

Best lines when dealing with telemarketers.

Some of the better ones

* City Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em

* Mario's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, may I take your order?

* Roadkill Cafe, you kill it, we grill it

* Mort's Mortuary, you slice 'em, we ice 'em

* Bob's Back Alley Abortion Parlour, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can beat us

Anyone have more?

Pro Life Tip.

PLT : Avoid Abortion Clinics