Ex: you're a stupid slag

Ex: you're a stupid slag.

Me: I've been called worse.

Ex: what's that?

Me: your boyfriend.

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I've been dating this girl whose psycho ex-boyfriend is a plumber.

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.

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The best knock-knock joke I'll ever write...

The best knock-knock joke I'll ever write...

Knock knock"Who's there?"Crazy ex-boyfriend."Crazy ex-boyfriend, who?"(With feeling) Oh, I see. I get it! Now you don't even remember me, bitch?

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My girlfriend.

My girlfriend.

How the fuck can you call me a slag?" Yelled my girlfriend during a fight. "I've only slept with seven men.""Look, can we finish this when they've gone?"

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Just heard my ex just moved in with her boyfriend and he's abusive. Makes me wanna go over there with a baseball bat...

Just heard my ex just moved in with her boyfriend and he's abusive. Makes me wanna go over there with a baseball bat...

... and then blame it on the boyfriend

Credits ~ Anthony Jeselnik

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Boyfriend: Bitch

Boyfriend: Bitch

Girlfriend: I been called worse

Boyfriend: Like what

Girlfriend: your girlfriend

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My parents congratulated me on my 215lb weight loss...

My parents congratulated me on my 215lb weight loss...

I don't think they liked my ex-boyfriend.

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