One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. “What are you doing, Mommy?” The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. “Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy’s tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.” The little girl replies, “Well, mommy you really shouldn’t bother with that.” The mother has a confused look on her face, “Why do you say that sweetheart?” The little girl replies, “Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.”

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex.

The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops.

What are you doing, Mommy?

The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer.

Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy's tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.

The little girl replies, Well, mommy you really shouldn't bother with that.

The mother has a confused look on her face, Why do you say that sweetheart?

The little girl replies, Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.

Another dirty joke #03.

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having sex. The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. What are you doing, Mommy? The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer. Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy's tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out. The little girl replies, Well, mommy you really shouldn't bother with that. The mother has a confused look on her face, Why do you say that sweetheart? The little girl replies, Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.

One night a little girl walks in on her parents having s..x....

The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops.

What are you doing, Mommy?

The mother too embarassed to tell her little girl about sex so she makes up an answer.

Well, sweetie, sometimes daddy's tummy gets too big so I have to jump up and down on it to flatten it out.

The little girl replies, Well, mommy you really shouldn't bother with that.

The mother has a confused look on her face, Why do you say that sweetheart?

The little girl replies, Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.

The eldest of three siblings comes up to his mother and asks: "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Leaf?".

"Well, honey," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a leaf landed on your head."

Satisfied, the child goes away.

Later, the middle child tugs at her mother's hand. "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Feather?"

"Well, darling," the mother says, "it's because when you were a little baby, a feather floated down and landed on your head."

The little girl smiles and goes on her way.

A few moments later the youngest child runs into the room and says: "WARGLBARGLAAHRGLB?"

The mother says: "Shut up, Refrigerator."

The eldest of three siblings comes up to his mother and asks: "Mommy, mommy, why is my name Leaf?".

you were a little baby, a feather floated down and landed on your head."

The little girl smiles and goes on her way.

A few moments later the youngest child runs into the room and says: "WARGLBARGLAAHRGLB?"

The mother says: "Shut up, Refrigerator."

A little girl says to her mother "mommy, I hate daddy's guts!".

Her mother replies "shut up and keep eating."Sorry if this has been posted already, a teacher of mine told my class this and i had to share!