Funny ways to answer the phone

Funny ways to answer the phone

1) Johns white house,you got the dough, we got the hoe

2) Hello Immigration service, you report em' we deport em

3) Jim's abortion clinic you rape em we scrape em

4) Westroad sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it

5) Sawyers sperm bank you jack it we back it

6) hello children's hospital,you beat em we treat em

7) chucks disposable dildos fuc em suc em and Chuck em

Slogan for a Sperm Bank Advertisement.

"You squeeze it, we freeze it!"

What's the difference between depositing into a regular bank and depositing into a sperm bank?.

When you deposit into a sperm bank you lose interest.

What is the difference between a sperm bank and a savings bank.

A savings bank you make a deposit and gain interest, a sperm bank you make a deposit and lose interest.

A man is talking to a sperm bank employee.

Man: "Thank you for that glass of milk earlier."

Sperm bank employee: "What glass of milk?"

Man: "The glass of milk that was sitting on your desk."

Sperm bank employee: "Oh my god."

Man: "What?"

Sperm bank employee: "You drank my glass of milk."

Why are sperm in sperm banks more valuable than blood in blood banks?.

The sperm is hand-made.

I work at an oppressed sperm bank.

But through all odds, we will overcome.