I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

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I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.

But then it clicked.

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I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt.

I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt.

But then it clicked

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An Israeli Joke.

An Israeli Joke.

An El Al plane lands at Ben Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv the morning of December 25. As they land, the pilot makes the following announcement: "Please remain seated with your seatbelts securely fastened while we taxi to the terminal. To those of you seated with your seatbelts securely fastened, Merry ... read more

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An Israeli Joke.

An Israeli Joke.

An El Al plane lands at Ben Gurion Airport in Tel Aviv the morning of December 25. As they land, the pilot makes the following announcement: "Please remain seated with your seatbelts securely fastened while we taxi to the terminal. To those of you seated with your seatbelts securely fastened, Merry Christmas. To those of you in the aisles getting your suitcases from the overhead bins, welcome home."

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You’ve heard of “click it or ticket”, a slogan telling drivers to use a seatbelt or they will get fined...

You’ve heard of “click it or ticket”, a slogan telling drivers to use a seatbelt or they will get fined...

Now get ready for the new slogan of 2020: “Mask it or Casket”!

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A Young Driver Gets Pulled Over.

A Young Driver Gets Pulled Over.

The police officer comes to his window.

"I pulled you over because you didn't have a seatbelt on"

The driver replies:

"Excuse me officer, I did."

He motions to his seatbelt, fastened. The officer looks unconvinced.

"You did not have that on when I passed you"

The young driver pulls out his phone.

"I did officer, I just took a Snapchat of it."

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