Teacher: Why are you here so early?

Teacher: Why are you here so early?

Student: Because my mom told me to go to Hell...

Teacher: "Why are you so late?" Student: "Someone told me to go to hell." Teacher: "Why did that make you late to class?" Student: "I couldn't find it at first, but now here I am."

A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early.".

A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early."Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face."Who threw that?!" the teacher shouted angrily."Me!" piped up a voice from the ba... read more

A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early.".

A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early."

Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face.

"Who threw that?!" the teacher shouted angrily.

"Me!" piped up a voice from the back of the classroom. "Can I leave now?"

A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early.".

ck of the classroom. "Can I leave now?"

When Chuck Norris is late for school the teacher gives all the other students detention for being early.

When Chuck Norris is late for class the teacher gives all the other students detention for being early.