My friend: Your dick is probably like a tic tac.
Me: No wonder your moms mouth is so fresh.
Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac.
Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh.
Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac
*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*
Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh
You know what they call the strategy involving freshmints while playing a game of timed tic tac toe?.
The tic tac tick tick tic tac toe tactic
What do you call mint for your toes?.
What do you use to kick a canister of mints?.
your tic-tac toe
What do Libertarians call Tic Tacs?.
Tics, because they’re against tacses