A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, "Where have you been?"

A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."

Then another boy walks in with no shirt and no socks and the teacher says, "Where have you been?" The boy says, "On top of blueberry hill."

Then a girl walks in and the teacher asks, "Where have you been? Oh, let me guess on top of blueberry hill." and the girl says, "No, I am blueberry hill."

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Blueberry Hill.

Blueberry Hill.

A kindergarten teacher is calling in students from recess when she notices several students are missing. A few minutes later, one of the students, a young boy, turns up in the class room."Why are you late?" the teacher asks."I was on top of Blueberry Hill" the boy replies, taking his... read more

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A substitute teacher was beginning her first class...

A substitute teacher was beginning her first class...

A substitute teacher is beginning her first class. Five minutes after it starts, a boy walks in. "Class started five minutes ago, why are you late?" The teacher asked. "I was on top of Blueberry Hill," He replied. The teacher shook her head at the boy and sent him to his desk. Five minutes l... read more

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A boy walked into the classroom.

A boy walked into the classroom. The teacher looked at him. "Where were you?" The teacher asked.

"On top of Blueberry Hill." The boy answered.

Another boy came in a few minutes later. "Where were you?" The teacher asked.

"On top of Blueberry Hill." The boy answered.

A few minutes later, a girl came in. "Lemme guess, you were on top of Blueberry Hill too." The teacher said.

"No, I am Blueberry Hill." The girl answered.

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Blueberry Hills.

Blueberry Hills.

A boy walks into school naked, and he is late. "How come you are late?", asks the teacher. "I was on top of Blueberry Hills", says the boy.

The next day, a different boy walks into school naked and he is late. "You're the second one in a row, how come you are late?", says the teacher getting more frustrated now. "I was on top of Blueberry Hills", says the boy.

The next day a girl walks into school naked and she is late. "Let me guess, you were on top of Blueberry Hills?", asks the teacher annoyed. "No, I am Blueberry Hills".

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Strawberry Hill.

Strawberry Hill.

A boy walks into his class late, and the teacher asks "Why are you late?" The boy replies with "I was on top of Strawberry Hill."and sits down in his seat.A minute later, another boy walks into the class. "Why are you late?" asks the teacher. "I was on top of Strawberry H... read more

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A substitute teacher was beginning her first class...

A substitute teacher was beginning her first class...

A substitute teacher is beginning her first class. Five minutes after it starts, a boy walks in. "Class started five minutes ago, why are you late?" The teacher asked. "I was on top of Blueberry Hill," He replied. The teacher shook her head at the boy and sent him to his desk.

Five minutes later, the door flings open and another boy walks in. "Class started ten minutes ago, why are you late?" "I was on top of Blueberry Hill." Again, the teacher shakes her head at the boy and sends him to his seat.

Five minutes after that, the door opens and a girl walks in. The teacher sighs and says "You're fifteen minutes late, but let me guess; you were on top of Blueberry Hill?"

The girl giggles and says "Oh no, *I'm* Blueberry Hill."

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