Guy: FAIL!

Guy: FAIL!!

Me: no one asked you for your life story.

Guy: FAIL!!!

Other Guy: No one wants to hear about your life

When someone says:

You:*do something embarrassing (drop something, say something stupid, etc.)*

Other Guy: HA! FAIL!!!

You: Nobody asked for your life story.

Gut trying to be cool: Wow ! Such a fail !

Me: Don't tell me your life story .

Did you hear the story about the guy that fucked a pig?.

Once there was a guy...Ya know what, just ask your dad. It's his story.

A Teacher Assigns a Project to her Students...

The assignment was to think of a story in your life that has a good moral, then share that story with the class. On the day everyone had to present their story, everyone went but Mike. "Mike," the teacher asked "What's your story?" So, Mike stood up and went to the front of the class t... read more

My wife read a fantastic story of some guy’s adventurous life as a single man...

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