A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her... read more

A guy took his BLONDE girlfriend to her very first football game. They had great seats behind their teams bench! After the game, he asked how her first experience was. "Oh I really liked it," she replied, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents!?!?" Dumbfounded, her date asked, ''What do you mean by that?'' ''Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "GET THE QUARTERBACK!" I'm like, "Hellooo it's only 25 cents!"

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Football with a blonde girlfriend.

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

Football finally makes sense. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.Oh, I really liked it, she replied, especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.Dumbfounded, her date asked, What do you mean?Well, they flipped a coin. One team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I'm like, Hello-o-o? It's only 25 cents!

Why I avoid talks about sexuality with my dad.

Me: " There are genes that effect the likelihood of someone being gay."

Dad: " Ya, especially the tight ones."

Losing game pieces sucks...

Especially when it's hide and seek...

I'll never forget you, Brian..