Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve

Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.

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Adam and Eve.

Adam and Eve.

Eve: "Adam are you seeing someone else?"Adam: "No, you're the only woman on earth!"Adam: "Now what are you doing?"Eve: "Counting your ribs."

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3 criminals are about to be executed by firing squad.

3 criminals are about to be executed by firing squad.

The first one is told to get in front and the marshal count down. 3! 2! 1! The prisoner shouts TORNADO and points behind the soldiers. When the soldiers turn around the prisoner runs away.

The marshal isn't pleased and orders the second prisoner to the line. He counts down 3! 2! 1! The prisoner shouts EARTHQUAKE and points behind the soldiers. When the soldiers turn around the second prisoner runs away.

The Marshall is furious at this point and orders the third prisoner to the line. No tricks! He yells and begins counting. 3! 2! 1! The prisoner shouts FIRE and points behind the soldiers as they fire.

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Never challenge a prisoner to a counting contest..

Never challenge a prisoner to a counting contest..

Unless you're prepared to deal with the con sequences

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After Adam and Eve arrived in Eden, he stayed out late a few nights wandering the garden.

After Adam and Eve arrived in Eden, he stayed out late a few nights wandering the garden.

Eve became suspicious.

Are you running around with another woman? Eve fired off.

What other woman? Adam exclaimed You're it!

That night, Adam was awakened by Eve poking him in the chest.

What are you doing?

Counting your ribs.

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Can we get everyone to agree on how to count the prisoners?.

Can we get everyone to agree on how to count the prisoners?.

We need a con-census.

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The first one is told to get in front and the marshal count down. 3! 2! 1! The prisoner shouts TORNADO and points behind the soldiers. When the soldiers turn around the prisoner runs away. The marshal isn’t pleased and orders the second prisoner to the line. He counts down 3! 2! 1! The priso... read more

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