One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.

The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself. These are my cookies!"

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One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes.

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough." The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go f*ck yourself.

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One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes.

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.

The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself.

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Little Johnny NSFW.

Little Johnny is sitting around at grandpa's house and notices his grandfather smoking a cigar. Johnny goes over and asks his grandpa "Hey grandpa, can I try a little of that cigar?" His grandfather looks at little Johnny and asks "Does your dick touch your asshole?" Johnny replies "No". Grandpa rep... read more

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Little Johnny went fishing with his grandpa...

Little Johnny went fishing with his grandpa...

ung to have beer. An hour or so later, after catching a decent smallmouth, grandpa lights up a cigarette. Johnny, curious, asks if he can try one. Grandpa asks the same thing. "Johnny, can you penis touch your asshole?". Again, Johnny responds that it's too short. "Then you are too young" says grandpa. Johnny, frustrated, comforts himself with some homemade cookies his mom sent along. Grandpa thinks they look delicious and asks if he can have one. Johnny asks grandpa if his penis can touch his asshole. Grandpa says yes, johnny, it can, i know I'm big enough for a cookie. Johnny replies "Well then go fuck yourself grandpa, these are my cookies!"

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Little Johnny is visiting his grandparents...

Little Johnny is visiting his grandparents...

...during his summer vacation. The very first night after dinner he sees his grandpa enjoying a glass of scotch in his study. Johnny asks, "hey grandpa whatcha drinkin?" To which grandpa replies, "this is called whiskey Johnny." Johnny then asks, "can I try some?" With a smirk, Grandpa asks, "well, ... read more

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Little Johnny and his grandfather.

Little Johnny and his grandfather.

ce cold beer, and drinks it. Little Johnny, having never been exposed to this wonderful refreshment, is amazed at how pleasing this drink seems to be.

"Grandpa, can I have one?" He asks

"Can you touch your dick to your asshole?" Grandpa replies

"Well, no, but why-?"

"Well, then, no, you can't have one."

Later on that day when they are in the car on the way home, Grandpa lights up a cigar. This is also something Johnny has never been exposed to, so he watches in amazement at his Grandpa exhaling such long, twisted clouds of smoke.

Again, he asks "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"

"Can you touch your dick to your asshole?"

"No, I can't" Johnny replies

"Then no."

Finally, they arrive home, to the wonderful smell of Grandmother's home baked cookies, a secret recipe passed down for generations. Grandmother hands the plate to Johnny, saying "I made these just for my big boy for helping bring home dinner!"

Grandpa is taken in by the serene smell, and can't help but ask

"Johnny, can I have one of those?"

"Well, Grandpa, can you touch your dick to your asshole?"

"Well, yes! Yes I can!"

"Then go fuck yourself"

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