Little Johnny and his grandfather.
ce cold beer, and drinks it. Little Johnny, having never been exposed to this wonderful refreshment, is amazed at how pleasing this drink seems to be.
"Grandpa, can I have one?" He asks
"Can you touch your dick to your asshole?" Grandpa replies
"Well, no, but why-?"
"Well, then, no, you can't have one."
Later on that day when they are in the car on the way home, Grandpa lights up a cigar. This is also something Johnny has never been exposed to, so he watches in amazement at his Grandpa exhaling such long, twisted clouds of smoke.
Again, he asks "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
"Can you touch your dick to your asshole?"
"No, I can't" Johnny replies
Finally, they arrive home, to the wonderful smell of Grandmother's home baked cookies, a secret recipe passed down for generations. Grandmother hands the plate to Johnny, saying "I made these just for my big boy for helping bring home dinner!"
Grandpa is taken in by the serene smell, and can't help but ask
"Johnny, can I have one of those?"
"Well, Grandpa, can you touch your dick to your asshole?"
"Well, yes! Yes I can!"
"Then go fuck yourself" Read More