Little Girl: Mom what's this *she pulled down her pants*

Little Girl: Mom what's this *she pulled down her pants*

Mom: That's your garage, don't let boys put their car into your garage

She nods and hops off

Next door

Little Boy: Dad whats this? *he pulls down his pants*

Dad: That's your car, you need to put that into a girls garage

He nods and hops off

Little girl walks in with her hands covered with blood

Mom: WHAT HAPPENED!?

Little Girl: The little boy from next door tried to put his car into my garage so I pulled its wheels off

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A little girl and a little boy are sitting in the sand pit.

A little girl and a little boy are sitting in the sand pit.

They are showing their private parts.

They both ask each other ''what is it?''

They both replied ''I don't know?''

so that same day when the boy went home he asked his dad what it was his dad said ''It's a red farahri you can park it in any pink garage.''

The girl asked her mom what hers was and her mom said ''It's a pink a garage don't let any red a farahri park in it!''

The next day the girl came home with blood all over her hands.

Her mom said ''whats that?''

Girl: Blood!''

Mom: ''From what?''

Girl: ''A red farahri tried to park in my pink garage so i pulled his wheels off!''

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A little girl walks up to her mum and pulls down her pants.

A little girl walks up to her mum and pulls down her pants.

Little Girl:Mummy what's this?

Mum:That's your garage.

A little boy walks up to his dad and says.

Little Boy:Dad what's this?

Dad:This is your car, you'll have to put this in a girls garage someday.

The little girl comes home one day and the mum asks.

Mum:What Happened?!

Little Girl: A boy tried to put his car in my garage so I ripped his wheels off.

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[NSFW] Cars and garages.

[NSFW] Cars and garages.

A little girl walks up to her mother and she asks "What's this?" while pulling down her pants. Her mother responds: "That's your garage, don't let boys park their cars in your garage.". Next door, a little boy asks his dad the same question. His dad responds: "That's your car, you have to park it in a girl's garage.". A while later, the little girl comes home with blood on her hands. Her mother, terrified, asks her what happened. The little girl says "A boy tried to park his car in my garage, so I ripped its wheels off!".

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One day a little boy and a little girl were taking a bath because they didn't know what anything meant yet.

one day a little boy and a little girl were taking a bath because they didn't know what anything meant yet. The little girl looked down and saw the boys penis and asked "what's that?". The boy said "i don't know i will ask my daddy.". And then the boy looked down and saw her vagina and asked "what's that?". The girl said "i don't know, i will ask my mommy.". So they both go home and ask there parents.

The boy said "daddy what's this?". His dad said "son that's your car, you try and put it in a girls garage.". The boy said oh and ran upstairs to play.

The girl said "mommy what's this?'. The mom said "honey that's your garage, you don't let boys park there cars in there.". The girl said "oh." and ran upstairs to play.

The next day the little boy and girl were takink another bath and told eachother what there parents said. The boy remembering what his dad said tried to put his 'car' in her 'garage'.

A couple minutes later the girl ran home crying with blood all over her. The mom said "honey what happened?!?!?". The girl said "a boy tried to put his car in my garage so i slit his back tires!!!".

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A little boy pulled down his pants and asked his dad, "Is this my Vagina?"

A little boy pulled down his pants and asked his dad, "Is this my Vagina?"

Yes

A little girl pulled down his pants and asked her mom, " Is this my Penis"

Yes

Next Day, They Were Learning About Private Parts.

Boy said a boy has a Vagina

Girl said a girl has a Penis

Teacher said "no"

Boy has a penis and a girl has a vagina.

They pulled down their pants and Figured out.

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A little boy and his sister were taking a bath.

A little boy and his sister were taking a bath.

They both looked down and said, "what's this?" So the girl came to her mom, and pointed down saying,"what's this?" Her mom replied, "that's your garage, dont let any boy park his car in it. The boy came to his dad, and pointed down, saying, "what's this" the dad said, "that's your car, you park it in a girl's garage. The next day, they took a bath again and the girl came out covered in blood. The mom asked her, "OH MY GOSH, WHAT HAPPENED!?" The girl replied calmly,"oh, it's ok mommy, he tried to park his car in my garage, but I popped his back 2 tires."

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