A man and a woman meet in an elevator

A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

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A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

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Donating sperm is more lucrative than donating blood...

Donating sperm is more lucrative than donating blood...

elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.

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An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator...

An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator...

"Where are we heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood"

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $30."

"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."

The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator.

The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.

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A man and a woman meet in an elevator.

A man and a woman meet in an elevator.

After making small talk the man asks the lady where she's headed.

" I'm going to the blood bank. They're paying 10 dollars to everyone who donates blood this week. " she responded.

The man responded back, " Oh, what a coincidence. I'm headed to the sperm bank. They are paying 100 dollars to everyone who donates sperm this week. "

Without saying another word the woman stormed off the elevator angrily.

The next day they both happen to be on the elevator again together. The man asks her " So, where are you headed today? "

The woman responds with her mouth full " The sperm bank. "

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A man and a women meet on the elevator.

A man and a women meet on the elevator.

The man says "Where are you heading today?" She says "The blood bank." "How much do they pay?" asks the man. "$20" "Wow, I'm going to the sperm bank, they pay $100." Frustratedly, the woman leaves the elavator. The next day, both the man and the woman meet on the elavator. The man says "Fancy meeting you again, where are you off to today?" "The sperm bank" she says with her mouth full.

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Sperm bank.

Sperm bank.

A man and. woman are chatting in an elevator. "What are you up to today?" he asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20 a pint."

"Hmm ...," the man, says. "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100 a tablespoon."

The woman gets a strange look on her face and gets off the elevator.

The next day, they meet in the elevator again.

The man asks, "So, where you off to today?"

"Fmerm mank," she says, with her mouth full.

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