A German, a Frenchman, and a Irishman walk into a pub

A German, a Frenchman, and a Irishman walk into a pub.

The pub was known for being a wee bit of a dive. Dirty, poor service, but the three men were poor and the drinks were always cheap. They welcomed themselves into the pub and sat at the bar.Notoriously, the service was poor. The barkeep chatted with other bar patrons for a good long while bef... read more

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