One snake says to the other snake, are we poisonous? The other replies, I don’t know why do you ask?

One snake says to the other snake, are we poisonous? The other replies, I don’t know why do you ask?.

The first snake replies, because I just bit my lip!

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Two snakes meet in the jungle...

Two snakes meet in the jungle...

Two snakes meet in the jungle.

One asks the other: "Are we poisonous?? "

The other says: "Why do you ask?"

The first replys: "I just bit my tongue..."

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My uncle Larry got bit by a snake.

My uncle Larry got bit by a snake.

My uncle Larry got bit by a snake. Not knowing if it was poisonous, he quickly grabbed the creature by the head, bit it in half and drove me, himself and the snake's body to the hospital.

As soon as we got there, the doctor informed us that for future reference proper term was *venomous* and this particular snake was not.

Which would have been a relief, except by that point uncle Larry had died of a poisonous snake bite.

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Two snakes on the lawn,one says to the other,” are we the kind of snake that bites our prey OR do we crush them”? The other one says “WE CRUSH THEM”. First snake replies “ Thank gawd for that,I’ve just bitten my lip”

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Two snakes are slithering through the forest when one stops and looks at the other.

Two snakes are slithering through the forest when one stops and looks at the other.

"Hey Carl" he says "Are we poisonous?"The other snake stops and thinks for a second "honestly, I have no idea, why?" He asksThe first snake responds in a worried voice "because I just bit my tongue"

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A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?"

A baby snake asked it's mom, "Mommy are we poisonous?" The mother snake responded, "Yes honey, but why do you want to know?" The baby snake responded, "Because I just bit myself..."

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