When a young boy saw a magic walking snake

When a young boy saw a magic walking snake.

The only snake will only say: "I'll give you three wishes. But, take whatever you ask, I'll give you the worst enemy is twice as many".The boy thinks a minute, it is said: "I think, after the $3 million". Then snake will only say, "only you wish for granted, but who fuck got $6 million: your wo... read more

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When a young boy saw a magic walking snake.

When a young boy saw a magic walking snake.

rst enemy."

The clever boy shits pants. Run after the face, he thought he and other desires. "From half the money, I really wish I could be removed". This snake granted his wishes.

Now, smart boy know what to do. The clever boy said, and said: "I think, by seven times my money! You can do it, that fucking snake you?" This snake said: Yes, you want for granted.

The boy leaves a smile, the snake left.

The End.

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Boy scout: Sir, I found a snake, is it poisonous?.

Boy scout: Sir, I found a snake, is it poisonous?.

Me: No little one, this snake isn't poisonous at all

*Snake bites boy and boy immediately starts to spasm and foam at the mouth, leaving the other kids watching, horrified*

Me: However, this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Let's get it right next time lads

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Two guys are fishing.

Two guys are fishing.

mmons his genie.

Hey genie my buddy Tim wants a wish is that ok?

The genie smiles and nods yes only one wish though.

Tom says man genie I wish I had a million bucks.

It may take a while the genie says but I will get it done.

A few hours later they are surrounded by a million ducks!

Damn it Gary I said a million bucks not a million ducks.

Gary laughs and turns to Tom. Do you think I asked for a ten inch Bic?

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All snakes wishing to remain in Ireland,.

All snakes wishing to remain in Ireland,.

please raise your right hands.

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Three wishes.

Three wishes.

Walking along the beach, a man finds a bottle. He rubs it and instantly, a genie appears.

I'll grant you three wishes, the genie says. There's just one condition. I'm a lawyer's genie, so for every wish you make, every lawyer in the world gets the same thing, only double.

After thinking a moment, the man says, For my first wish, I would like $10 million.

Lawyers will get $20 million, the genie reminds him.

What else do you want?

I'd love to have a red Porsche, he says. Instantly, the car appears on the beach.

What's your last wish?

Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney.

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Double Genie.

Double Genie.

A man comes across a magical lamp with a genie inside who grants him 3 wishes. The only stipulation is that whatever he wishes for, his ex-wife gets double.

The man says, "I wish for a million dollars." The genie replies, "It is done. Your ex-wife gets 2 million."

The man says, "I wish for a mansion." The genie replies, "It is done. your ex-wife now has 2 mansions."

The man says, "For my last wish... I wish you would beat me half to death."

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