Seaman Jack

Seaman Jack.

Seaman Jack joined the navy. When he was little he wanted to become a carrier pilot, then when he was a teenager he figured maybe he was only good for a rear admiral serving on a missile destroyer, and when he barely graduated high school, he decided well maybe he'll just be a sailor.And the... read more

My friend is obsessed with Navy destroyers.

He warships them

My friend is obsessed with naval destroyers.

He warships them.

There are 280 Navy personnel on a destroyer when they leave for a cruise. Not a single one comes back....

...just 140 couples.

John Silver was enjoying his rum in a bar when..,.

...a seaman walks up to him and starts chatting him up. The seaman notes that Long John Silver has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" Long John Silver replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept... read more

A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...

destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"

The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"

Why do I call my van the Pussy Destroyer?.

Because cats explode when I run over them