LPT Request: My 2 year old son drew in permanent marker all over the walls

LPT Request: My 2 year old son drew in permanent marker all over the walls.

So I took a shower earlier today and left my 2 year old son in the living room with the TV on thinking he would be ok. I come out 20 minutes later and he covered the entire living room in green permanent marker that he somehow got a hold of. As you can imagine, I flipped out and immediately ran to... read more

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LPT Request: My 2 year old son drew in permanent marker all over the walls.

LPT Request: My 2 year old son drew in permanent marker all over the walls.

So I took a shower earlier today and left my 2 year old son in the living room with the TV on thinking he would be ok. I come out 20 minutes later and he covered the entire living room in green permanent marker that he somehow got a hold of. As you can imagine, I flipped out and immediately ran to the store to buy cleaning supplies. I tried at least five different types, and scrubbed for at least half an hour but the stain was still there. Does anybody have any good methods for getting blood out of the carpet?

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I really hate permanent markers.

I really hate permanent markers.

Temporary markers though, on the other hand, are remarkable!

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I was called to school because my 9 year old son vandalized a wall in school's bathroom with a permanent marker again.

That's where he drew the line

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How is Bill Cosby like a permanent marker at a frat party?.

They're both black and touch you after you pass out.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?.

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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So, my 3 year old cousin was over this morning.

So, my 3 year old cousin was over this morning.

I needed to grab a quick shower as I let him watch cartoons in the living room. When I came out, there was black permanent marker all over my 55 inch TV screen. I LITERALLY FREAKED OUT. Does anyone know what is best used to clean blood out of a carpet?

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