A husband and wife are in a terrible car crash

A husband and wife are in a terrible car crash.

The wife walks away with some minor cuts and bruises, but the husband is in critical condition and is rushed into surgery.After 5 or 6 hours in the waiting room, the wife sees the doctor approaching in blood-stained scrubs."I've got good news and bad news," he says. "Which would you ... read more

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