Bob Had Terrible BO..

Bob Had Terrible BO...

And no matter how much he washed or scrubbed, he couldn't get rid of it. He tried hundreds of soaps and shampoos but nothing seemed to work. He showered five times a day, kept the AC on 24/7 and avoided garlic and beans like the plague, but alas people still gagged as they walked behind him.... read more

Death, Famine, Pestilence and Plague walked into bar.

Death, Famine, Pestilence and Plague walked into bar. Death thought he would try an Irish Car Bomb, Famine wanted to look at the food menu, Pestilence liked Grasshoppers and Plague just wanted a Corona.

Bo started Pig Latin school.

Bo started Pig Latin school, but he had a very hard time saying his name. The teacher eventually kicked him out of class because he couldn't "obey."

Wife: why are you putting garlic in your pants?.

Me: so the Dracula won't eat my ass

Wife: why would Dracula eat your ass?

Me: he won't, the garlic- are you even listening?

Slash has always been in AC/DC...

...he is in the middle

How is a young hitler like AC/DC?.

He was on a highway to heil...

How does a Hungarian cook dinner?.

First, he chops an onion finely. Then, he chops some garlic as well, or perhaps use a garlic press. This is then fried in a pan with about a tablespoon of oil for about 30 seconds, after which a few tablespoons of paprika is added. Add some salt, maybe some pepper, and then he decides what dish to m... read more