A 10 year old boy with a dead frog on a stick walks up to a brothel

A 10 year old boy with a dead frog on a stick walks up to a brothel.

He knocks on the door, and the madam answers. She says "I'm sorry, we can't serve a boy as young as you here." The boy hands the madam a crisp 100 dollar bill, and she says "right this way."The madam lines up her best girls, and asks the boy to choose one.The boy asks "Do any of them hav... read more

A young boy walks into a Brothel dragging a dead frog on a string behind him...

He approaches the Madam of the Brothel and promptly asks for a girl. The woman looks him over and says "I can't do that for a boy of your age". The boy drops a wad of cash in front of her and repeats his request. The madam ponders, and then tells him "alright, first door on the left". Before the boy... read more

Working at a brothel.

A madam was asked how it is to work at a brothel

It's fine, people come and go

A young boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash behind him.

A young boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash behind him. He goes straight up to the pimp and says: "I need a girl for an hour."."Haha! You've got to be joking boy, you're just a kid!" replies the pimp.Boy throws a pack of money onto the table.Pimp: "Well, ... read more

Just came up with this. Will be heartbroken if it exists.

I walked into a brothel last week, the madame looked me up and down and asked if I liked femdom. Boy, she had me pegged

A Married Man Walks into a Brothel..... NSFW.

A man gets dropped off by his wife at a brothel, and when he walks in he asks for the biggest black woman that madam has available.The Madam proceeds to offer the man his pick of any young, gorgeous, and skinny women. But he insists on a large black woman.The madam eventually sends ... read more

An elderly jewish man visits a brothel.

The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes were all dishevelled and he looked needy.Can I help you?" the madam asked.I want Natalie," the old man replied.Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."No, I must see Natalie.... read more