A man is verbally abusive to his wife, but

A man is verbally abusive to his wife, but.

she always keeps her cool.He asks her "I'm always so abusive to you, how come you're always so calm?""I scrub the toilet" his wife replies"I don't get it?!" He says"I use your toothbrush"

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