A man is verbally abusive to his wife, but

A man is verbally abusive to his wife, but.

she always keeps her cool.He asks her "I'm always so abusive to you, how come you're always so calm?""I scrub the toilet" his wife replies"I don't get it?!" He says"I use your toothbrush"

If you hit someone with a dictionary... is that physical or verbal abuse?

If I hit you with a dictionary...

...is it physical or verbal abuse?

Husband: Honey, how do you stay so calm even after I shout at you and belittle you?.

Wife: I have this amazing technique that always helps me calm down.

Husband: Really!? How does it work?

Wife: It's nothing big... I just clean the toilet.

Husband: (laughing) Wow, you really are an idiot! How does that calm you down?

Wife: Because I use your toothbrush!

My wife has been seriously verbally abusive throughout our relationship.

I didn't mind so much until doctors found out she had been faking her Tourettes syndrome.

"The average woman will receive verbal abuse six times a day," said my wife.

I said, "Honey, you're not the average woman. You're a million times what the average woman is.""Aww, thanks babe," she replied.I said, "It wasn't a compliment. Lose some fucking weight."

Serena Williams was fined $17k.

Verbal abuse of the umpire: $10,000

Being warned for coaching: $4,000

Breaking her racket: $3,000

Stealing the moment from Osaka by calling the umpire a thief: Priceless