A man walks into a bathroom at a bar..

A man walks into a bathroom at a bar...

and notices that there's an armless man bouncing and squirming in front of a urinal. He takes the only other urinal, which is right next to this odd armless fellow, and does his best to ignore him. The man pisses and the armless bounces. He finishes his buisness and begins to walk out when curiosity... read more

A man goes in to a public toilet and sees a man with no arms standing by the urinal. The armless man turns to him and says, ''Could you help me, please? My zip needs undoing.".

''Okay.'' says the first man, and he pulls down the man's zip.The armless man then says, ''Could you take it out for me?''''Um, well, okay." says the first man. He pulls the armless man's dick out of his pants and sees that it is covered in red bumps, green veins and brown scabs oozi... read more

Armless Man (NSFW-Language).

He reaches down and undoes the armless man's zipper.

"Thank you," says the armless man, "but I also was wondering if you could pull out my dick for me?"

The other man is reluctant, but the overwhelming pity he has for the armless man takes over as he reaches down slowly and pulls out the man's junk.

The armless man's junk is green. It is covered in warts and reeks of tuna.

the armless breaks the awkward silence with "I hate to ask you for one more favor, but could you hold it steady while I pee?"

The man thought "why the hell not?" and reached out and held the armless man's dick for him. trying his hardest not to gag and trying to stand as far away as possible while still maintaining positive control of the dick. When the armless man finishes, the other man helps him put his junk back in his pants. As they're leaving, the man asks, "by the way, what the fuck was wrong with your dick?!"

The other man pulls his arms out of his shirt and says,

"I don't know, but I sure as hell ain't gonna touch it!"

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?.

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.

A man with one arm.

arm man now goes and speaks with the armless man. He ask’s “ how are you so happy that your jumping up and down with no arms?”

The armless man turns and yells “ HAPPY? I ain’t happy, my balls itch!”

What do you call a armless, legless man in water?.

Bob.