A fellow is standing at a urinal, doing his business

A fellow is standing at a urinal, doing his business.

A second person enters the mens room and quickly approaches the urinal next to him, then proceeds to just stand there. The fellow casts a glance sideways to see what is going on.He sees a young man with no arms standing and looking forlornly at the urinal. His little arm nubs stick out of hi... read more

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As he's standing at a urinal, another fellow walks up to a nearby urinal. Eddie glances over and notices the other guy has no arms; both of the sleeves of his jacket are empty and folded over. Armless guy says to Eddie, "Hey buddy, do you think you could help me out?""What can I do for you?"... read more

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2 Guys At A Urinal NSFW.

Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being ... read more

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I decided to try the old yawn and put your arm around them trick.

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The guy at the urinal next to mine wasn't amused.

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AI Doctor.

AI Doctor.

small fracture in your right ulna. Place your arm in the machine and it will be provided with a cast. Take the medication provided and come back in two weeks. Please provide a urine sample and be more careful in future'

The guy thinks that's a bit rude but complies.

Two weeks later, another urine sample. 'Your arm is healing, but you have missed two medications. Please comply to stop wasting valuable medical resources. Come back in two weeks and provide a urine sample.'

The guy is fed up with this uppity machine. So two weeks later he gets his wife to provide a urine sample. Then jacks off into it for good measure.

The message read. Your wife is pregnant. The father is your friend Rick. And stop masturbating or that arm will never get better.

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A man walks into a bathroom at a bar...

A man walks into a bathroom at a bar...

and notices that there's an armless man bouncing and squirming in front of a urinal. He takes the only other urinal, which is right next to this odd armless fellow, and does his best to ignore him. The man pisses and the armless bounces. He finishes his buisness and begins to walk out when curiosity... read more

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