small fracture in your right ulna. Place your arm in the machine and it will be provided with a cast. Take the medication provided and come back in two weeks. Please provide a urine sample and be more careful in future'
The guy thinks that's a bit rude but complies.
Two weeks later, another urine sample. 'Your arm is healing, but you have missed two medications. Please comply to stop wasting valuable medical resources. Come back in two weeks and provide a urine sample.'
The guy is fed up with this uppity machine. So two weeks later he gets his wife to provide a urine sample. Then jacks off into it for good measure.
The message read. Your wife is pregnant. The father is your friend Rick. And stop masturbating or that arm will never get better. Read More