A woman had just gone into labor, and was rushed to the hospital

A woman had just gone into labor, and was rushed to the hospital.

where she was immediately taken upstairs into the delivery room.Already at full dilation, the woman screamed "Where the hell is my doctor?!", and at that very moment the doctor walked in, fully scrubbed and ready to go. The doctor lifted the gown, and almost immediately, the baby came. The ... read more

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Woman: Doctor, where are we going?

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My absent minded friend.

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"That's very nice" said the doctor "But did you have to frame it?"

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A man is at work when he receives a call from the hospital, where his pregnant wife is.

A man is at work when he receives a call from the hospital, where his pregnant wife is.

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A lady goes to a gynecologist for a routine exam.

A lady goes to a gynecologist for a routine exam.

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A woman storms into a doctor’s office and demands to see the doctor immediately.

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