How'd You Know?

How'd You Know?.

A young man and woman meet at a bar.They start to talk and really hit it off, so they decide to go back to her place for the night.They are just about to get it on when the woman gets up and starts to scrub up in the sink. She carefully washes from the ends of her fingers all the way... read more

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Are You A Doctor?:

Are You A Doctor?:.

ious looking woman,

in a blue business

suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper

and sipping a cup of

coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, carefully

puts her coffee cup

down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the

counter, arises from

her

seat, and makes her way, unhurried, across the book

store.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants.

She takes hold of the

boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist,

gently at first and then

ever

more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses

violently and coughs up

the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her

free hand. Releasing the

boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the

father and walks back to

her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill

effects, the father

rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her

saying, "I've never seen

anybody

do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are

you a doctor?"

"No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney".

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Bathroom Etiquette.

Bathroom Etiquette.

An Air Force Major is just finishing up at a urinal when a Marine Corp Captain enters the bathroom. As the Marine is peeing, the Air Force officer makes a show of carefully soaping and scrubbing his hands with military precision. Just as the Air Force Major is drying off his hands, the Marine flushe... read more

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A woman had just gone into labor, and was rushed to the hospital.

A woman had just gone into labor, and was rushed to the hospital.

where she was immediately taken upstairs into the delivery room.Already at full dilation, the woman screamed "Where the hell is my doctor?!", and at that very moment the doctor walked in, fully scrubbed and ready to go. The doctor lifted the gown, and almost immediately, the baby came. The ... read more

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A rabbi, a lawyer, and a priest are on a cruise ship as it starts to sink...

A rabbi, a lawyer, and a priest are on a cruise ship as it starts to sink...

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A woman donates her plasma for some extra cash.

A woman donates her plasma for some extra cash.

am, you donated plasma and he donated sperm," replies the cashier.

"Oh I see" says the woman.

A week goes by and the woman returns to the donation center. The same cashier is working again. "Oh it's you again," says the cashier, "back to donate more plasma?"

The woman shakes her head no and says, "uh uh", carefully keeping her mouth closed.

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A man is verbally abusive to his wife, but.

A man is verbally abusive to his wife, but.

she always keeps her cool.He asks her "I'm always so abusive to you, how come you're always so calm?""I scrub the toilet" his wife replies"I don't get it?!" He says"I use your toothbrush"

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