So a nun goes to pray at the feet of a statue of The Blessed Virgin..

So a nun goes to pray at the feet of a statue of The Blessed Virgin...

...and as she closes her eyes, she prays, "Holy Mother, help me seek forgiveness for my sin." The nun hears a heavenly voice; "What is your sin, my daughter?" The nun squeezes her eyes shut and says, "I just saw a penis, Mother... what should I do?" The Holy Mother replies, "Go and wash your eyes... read more

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