A teen boy wants to borrow the car, so he opens his parents' bedroom door to ask

A teen boy wants to borrow the car, so he opens his parents' bedroom door to ask.

He sees his dad wearing only chaps and a cowboy hat, on top of his mother, who has a feathered headdress and an indian squaw outfit on. He quickly shuts their door and disappears.The parents decided to finish what they were doing, but a few minutes later, the wife asks the dad to go talk t... read more

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A teen boy wants to borrow the car, so he opens his parents' bedroom door to ask.

A teen boy wants to borrow the car, so he opens his parents' bedroom door to ask.

He sees his dad wearing only chaps and a cowboy hat, on top of his mother, who has a feathered headdress and an indian squaw outfit on. He quickly shuts their door and disappears.

The parents decided to finish what they were doing, but a few minutes later, the wife asks the dad to go talk to their son about the costumes and about walking into their bedroom without knocking.

The dad is walking down the hall toward his son's room, but hears strange noises coming from grandma's room. He opens the door, and sees his son wearing doctors' scrubs, but with his pants down - doing grandma from behind.

The dad yells out, "Jason! What are you doing?!"

The son says, "See dad - it's not so funny when it's your mother!"

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An 11 year old boy is walking down the hall of his house at night and hears screaming from his parent's bedroom. He opens the door and sees his dad standing there with a wig on in assless chaps with his mom on the bed in cheerleading outfit...

An 11 year old boy is walking down the hall of his house at night and hears screaming from his parent's bedroom. He opens the door and sees his dad standing there with a wig on in assless chaps with his mom on the bed in cheerleading outfit...

An 11 year old boy is walking down the hall of his house at night and hears screaming from his parent's bedroom. He opens the door and sees his dad standing there with a wig on in assless chaps with his mom on the bed in cheerleading outfit..."Daddy!? What is going on?!" the kid spurts out, ... read more

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An 11 year old boy is walking down the hall of his house at night and hears screaming from his parent's bedroom. He opens the door and sees his dad standing there with a wig on in assless chaps with his mom on the bed in cheerleading outfit...

An 11 year old boy is walking down the hall of his house at night and hears screaming from his parent's bedroom. He opens the door and sees his dad standing there with a wig on in assless chaps with his mom on the bed in cheerleading outfit...

mouth gaping wide.

The dad, startled, turns around and says "Oh, honey, go to bed. It's fine, mommy and daddy are just playing a game... Give daddy 20 minutes and I'll come tuck you in."

So the kid, shocked, turns and leaves. Walking down the hall he hears his parents giggling at having been caught and can't believe they're *laughing.*

Twenty minutes later the dad goes to tuck him in and hears screaming from down the hall. So he rushes through the door to see what's wrong and sees his son standing there with his pants around his ankles with his grandma spread eagle in front him.

The dad can't believe his eyes and just stares for seconds that go on for eternity, his horror seeking in. Upon seeing that his son looks him in the eye and says,

"Not so funny when it's *your mom* is it?

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A farmer in rural Iowa knocks on his neighbor's door....

A farmer in rural Iowa knocks on his neighbor's door....

A boy of about 9 answered the door, and the farmer asked, "Are your parents home?""No," said the young man, "Mom and Dad went to town.""Well, what about your brother Billy? Is he home?""No, Billy went with Mom and Dad into town."The farmer scowled and said, "I need t... read more

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Little johnny wakes up one night hearing noises from his parents bedroom.

Little johnny wakes up one night hearing noises from his parents bedroom.

He opens the door to his parents room and sees mom, handcuffed to the bed's headboard, dad ramming her from behind. Johnny screams. Dad turns to looks at him, laughs and gives mom a slap on the bum for good measure. Johnny runs away, screaming. Once dad has finished mom off, he uncuffs her. She imme... read more

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Went to see The Joker last night and some guy dressed in a full clown outfit held the door open for me into the theater.

Went to see The Joker last night and some guy dressed in a full clown outfit held the door open for me into the theater.

I thought it was a nice jester

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