Three soldiers walk into a bathroom..

Three soldiers walk into a bathroom...

Three soldiers walk into a bathroom: an Ultramarine, a Blood Angel, and an Imperial Guardsman. They each head to a urinal and begin to do their business.The Ultramarine finishes first, and walks over to wash his hands. Washing his hands, he uses plenty of soap and water, spends a long time s... read more

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Two soldiers are in the bathroom, one Army, one Navy.

Two soldiers are in the bathroom, one Army, one Navy.

After they finish, the Navy soldier goes to wash his hands and looks over to see the Army soldier walking out the door.Disgusted, he called out “Didn’t they teach you to wash your hands in the Army?” The Army soldier replied “No, they taught me not to piss on my fingers.”

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A man from Yale walks out of the bathroom...

A man from Yale walks out of the bathroom...

A man from Yale walks out of the bathroom his hands still damp from washing his hands. His co-worker from Harvard asks why his hands are wet. The man from Yale says, "At Yale, we are taught to wash our hands after using the restroom." The Harvard man says, "At Harvard, they taught us not to piss on ... read more

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It says "Employees Must Wash Hands" in the bathroom.

It says "Employees Must Wash Hands" in the bathroom.

I must have stood in there for forty god damned minutes and nobody came in to wash my hands.

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How can you tell the difference between a biologist and a chemist in the bathroom?.

How can you tell the difference between a biologist and a chemist in the bathroom?.

A biologist washes his hands after peeing, a chemist washes his hands before.

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Three men are using the bathroom at a bar.

Three men are using the bathroom at a bar.

d after a moment joins the other two in the hall, wiping his hands on his shorts. "Both your parents were shit, neither of you washed your hands."

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Johnny walks out of the bathroom without washing his hands.

Johnny walks out of the bathroom without washing his hands.

A man named Leonard approaches him and says, "I went to Harvard and they taught us to wash our hands after peeing."

Johnny looks at him and says, "I went to the University of Georgia and they taught us not to pee on our hands."

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