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Queen Elizabeth and princess Kate are out motoring through the hillside when the Bentley they're driving breaks down. The driver has to go look for help, and while he's gone some ruffians come across the disabled royalty. "Ain't you the queen?"She confirms she is."Where's your tiara?"... read more

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r it on Sundays."

"Aw, hell," says the guy. "Well listen, Di, hand over that fancy engagement ring I keep seeing in all the pictures."

"I'm terribly sorry," says Lady Di sweetly, "but I'm afraid I didn't put it on this morning. It must still be on my night table.

"Aw, shit," growls the guy. "I guess I'll just grab the car." So if he drives at the wheel of the Bentley, leaving the two women walking down the road in the direction of London. After a few minutes have passed, Lady Di asks the queen, "Pardon my curiosity, Your Highness, but I'm quite sure you had that tiara on this morning. Didn't you?"

"Indeed I did," confesses the queen, blushing slightly and pointing. "I his it... down there. And you, Diana, weren't you wearing your ring?"

Yes she had been, says Diana, turning beet red, and she had resorted to the same hiding place.

They walk a few more steps in companionable silence when Queen Elizabeth lets out a little sigh. "I do wish Princess Margaret had been with us," she says. "We could have saved the Bentley."

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