# A mathematician, a physicist, and a statistician all go hunting

A mathematician, a physicist, and a statistician all go hunting.

After sitting quietly on a hillside for a few hours, they spot a buck in the field below.The mathematician measures up his shot and does some rough calculations on bullet drop, then fires. He misses about 5 feet to the left.The physicist says "you forgot to account for wind!" He line... read more

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##### A mathematician, physicist, and statistician go hunting.

A mathematician, physicist, and statistician go hunting.

They find a deer and take aim.The mathematician shoots and misses 5 meters to the left.The physicist shoots and misses 5 meters to the right.The statistician jumps up and down and shouts, "We got it! We got it!"

Read More##### A physicist, an engineer and a statistician are on a hunting trip...

A physicist, an engineer and a statistician are on a hunting trip...

... they are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, missing the deer 5 feet to the left.The engineer rolls his eyes. 'You forgot to account for wind.... read more

Read More##### A statistician, a physicist, and an engineer go on a hunting trip (better ending).

A statistician, a physicist, and an engineer go on a hunting trip (better ending).

They are walking through the woods when they spot a deer in a clearingThe physicist calculates the distance of the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, adjusts his rifle and fires, but misses the deer 5 feet to the left.The engineer rolls his eyes and says "you forgot to acc... read more

Read More##### A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician goes hunting.

A physicist, an engineer, and a statistician goes hunting.

The physicist sees a deer and calculates a trajectory in a vacuum and pulls the trigger.

The bullet falls short.

The engineer, seeing this, adds in some fudge and calculates high, overshooting the deer by a similar amount.

The statistician exclaims, "We got it!"

Read More##### A Statistician, a Physicist, a Mathematician are stuck inside of a demolished building.

A Statistician, a Physicist, a Mathematician are stuck inside of a demolished building.

A Statistician, a Physicist, a Mathematician are stuck inside of a demolished building.They find 3 cans of canned beans to survive for the day. They soon realize that they don't have a can opener to open the cans.In a hurry, the Statistician continuously hits the can on the wall to b... read more

Read More##### A physicist, an engineer, a mathematician, and a statistician were all staying at the same hotel.

A physicist, an engineer, a mathematician, and a statistician were all staying at the same hotel.

One night, the physicist wakes up to see that his trash can is on fire. He quickly grabs a bucket of water and puts the fire out.

The engineer is also sleeping and wakes up to see that his trash can is on fire as well. He pulls out his calculator and calculates the exact amount of water necessary to put the fire out. He then proceeds to actually put the fire out.

The mathematician likewise wakes up to see his trash can on fire. He pulls out his calculator and calculates that water can be used to put fires out. He then returns to his bed.

The statistician continues setting trash cans on fire to get a larger sample size.

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