Never Assume

Never Assume.

With his request approved, the Bulletin newspaper photographer quickly used his mobile phone and called the Townsville airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hang... read more

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Never Assume.

Never Assume.

With his request approved, the Bulletin newspaper photographer quickly used his mobile phone and called the Townsville airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hangar.

He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's go!"

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind, and took off.

Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, "Fly over Mount Stuartvand make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides."

"Why?"asked the pilot.

"Because I'm a photographer for the Bulletin" he responded, "and I need to get some close-up shots."

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, then he stammered, "So, what you're telling me is, you're not my flight instructor?"

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A photographer was assigned to take photographs of a national park, so he decided to take them from the sky to get the best angle.

A photographer was assigned to take photographs of a national park, so he decided to take them from the sky to get the best angle.

He requested permission to rent a plane and the arrangements were made. He was told to report to a nearby airport where a plane would be waiting for him.He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted: “Let’s go!”The pilot swu... read more

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Justin Bieber has been kidnapped!.

Justin Bieber has been kidnapped!.

They want $100 million and a charter plane to Mexico or else they will release him.

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Why did the photographer get arrested at the airport?.

Why did the photographer get arrested at the airport?.

His luggage contained a couple of Canons.

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Moose hunters never learn . . .

Moose hunters never learn . . .

Two Irishmen flew to Canada on a hunting trip. They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.They managed to bag 6.  As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.The two lads objected strongly. "Last ... read more

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Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Q: What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

A: Plane Chocolate

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