Bill & Hillary are on the mound of Yankees Stadium

Bill Hillary are on the mound of Yankees Stadium.

Before one of their games. Bill picks up Hillary and heaves her towards home plate.As the SS run over to help her up, One of their handlers screams at him, "Mr. President! You were supposed to throw the first *pitch!*"

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