For the first time in their franchise history the Washington National’s are World Series champions

For the first time in their franchise history the Washington National’s are World Series champions.

Scherzer threw his glove out of the way and everybody started crowding the mound, jumping up and down with pure joy. Man the expressions on their faces were completely Bryceless!

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Here's an old legend with a new twist.

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The old monk shook his head sadly. "Sorry, I can't tell you because you're not a monk." he said.

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