A salesman knocks on a door

A salesman knocks on a door.

A salesman knocks on a door, as soon as the door opens he throws a mound of dirt on the floor of the house. The house owner begins to confront the salesman in a state of rage but before he can say anything the salesman pulls out a vacuum and sucks up the dirt with ease. The salesman says "I'm here t... read more

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A salesman knocks on a door.

A salesman knocks on a door.

A salesman knocks on a door, as soon as the door opens he throws a mound of dirt on the floor of the house. The house owner begins to confront the salesman in a state of rage but before he can say anything the salesman pulls out a vacuum and sucks up the dirt with ease. The salesman says "I'm here to sell you this vacuum!" The house owner, amazed at the display, immediately buys the vacuum. Another salesman sees this exchange and goes up to the same house later that day. This salesman knocks on the door, as soon as the house owner opens the door the salesman shoots him dead. He then proclaims "I'm here to sell you life insurance!"

(be easy I just thought of this joke myself)

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My very first job was selling doors.. as a door to door salesman. 'Knock, Knock'

My very first job was selling doors.. as a door to door salesman. 'Knock, Knock'.

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A door-to-door salesman knocks on a door of a house.

A door-to-door salesman knocks on a door of a house.

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A salesman comes knocking...

A salesman comes knocking...

After a fair bit of time and some noises that sounded like stumbling about, the door opens. Coming from the house was loud jazz flute music and the distinct smell of weed.The salesman looked down to see a kid standing impatiently at the door with what looked to be an exhausted meth-h... read more

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Salesman.

Salesman.

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps.

"Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small boy.

"Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him past.

The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fellow said, "I thought you said your mother was home!?"

The kid replied, "She is; but this isn't where I live."

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A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered.

A door to door salesman knocked on a door and a woman answered.

Salesman - Hello. Would you like to buy a book titled '500 Excuses to Tell Your Wife After Staying Out Late'?

Woman - Why on earth would I buy a book like that?

Salesman - Because I sold a copy to your husband earlier today.

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