[long] A tourist goes to see the bullfight in Spain

[long] A tourist goes to see the bullfight in Spain.

After the matador disposed of the bull and the fight was over, he started to feel quite peckish. He spied a restaurant with a sign "BULLFIGHT SPECIAL" he was seated, and asked his waiter about the special and if it was an authentic Spanish dish or for tourists, to which the waiter responded, it's am... read more

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[long] A tourist goes to see the bullfight in Spain.

[long] A tourist goes to see the bullfight in Spain.

azing it's very authentic, I guarantee you will love it. The tourist says "what the heck, I'm on vacation" and orders the special. The special come out a platter of beautiful garnish with dual mounds of meat in the middle, and with much fanfare it is served. The tourist eats it and it is the best meal of his life. After leaving a big tip he goes on his way. Years later he has a stop over in Madrid, and does not have time to see a bullfight as it's a quick layover, but he really wants to try the BULLFIGHT SPECIAL again, so he takes a cab to the area in hopes the the restaurant is still there and behold it is! He goes in sits and immediately orders the BULLFIGHT SPECIAL. The waiter looks at him and says "are you sure?" The tourist insists so the waiter calls out, "one special!". When the dish arrives there waiter plops it down in front on the tourist, minimal garnish, two tiny amounts of meat, the tourist shrugs, strange he thinks and proceeds to eat there worst meal in his life. When he is done he calls the waiter over and asks, " what happened? A few years ago the special was the best meal I ever had and now it's the worst!!" The waiter replies "well sometimes the matador wins......... Sometimes the bull wins"

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Today's Special.

Today's Special.

A man travels to Spain and goes to a restaurant near the bull arena for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he asks?

"The Matador Special, Senor," the waiter replies.

"What meat is it?" the man asks.

"Cojones," the waiter explains, "They, are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."

At first the man is disgusted; but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.

"What's this?" he asks the waiter.

"The Matador Special, senor," the waiter replies.

"No, no," the man objects, "I had the Matador Special yesterday and it was much bigger than this."

"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not always lose."

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Bullfighting novice.

Bullfighting novice.

A tourist goes to Spain wanting to see some bullfights. After attending a full day of it, he fells quite hungry and goes to a little restaurant just by the bullfighting stadium. The special of the day are the meatballs, which he orders without much enthusiasm. Just some meatballs in a small restaur... read more

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What did the Spanglish Stan Lee say to the matador before the bullfight?.

What did the Spanglish Stan Lee say to the matador before the bullfight?.

Excel, Señor!RIP Stan Lee

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The Mayor's meal.

The Mayor's meal.

In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull's testicles.

One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: Funny, why are they so small today?

The waiter: Today, sir, the bull won.

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A Man is at a Bullfight. He asks for the waiter...

A Man is at a Bullfight. He asks for the waiter...

A man is at a bullfight. He asks that the waiter come to his table. When the waiter arrives, he points to an elderly man who appears to be very happy with a meal, consisting of two round mounds of meat, marveling over every next bite. He asks the waiter "What is that that the gentleman over ... read more

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